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a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???
Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next
polish person trying to get themself noticed
portuguese person trying to hush other people
Chinese person trying to do calculations
swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation
Dutch person sarcastically agreeing with you.
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Are cats even real?
Argentina nt didn’t deserve to be here and if they win i’ll crush tumblr
This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one. Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.
photo of the year
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
Ahh hell nah
What the hell?
Niggas out here trappin women
Then wonder how your ass got burned
what the fuck…
I’ve had a dude do that before. that shit is terrifying. Dude went across the room like he typically would to get one. Came back and I didn’t know that he didn’t have one until he pulled out.
I FLIPPED. Cried all the way home. Cried for days. Got tested. Bought the morning after pill. Seriously, fuck dudes that do this. There should be laws against it.
There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE.
How can anyone think this is ok, by any stretch of the imagination???My ex did this and only told me after I dumped him. This is pretty much why men aren’t to be trusted
If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”.
i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later
"Tenerife Sea was written on a patio overlooking a lake in Nashville. I was with Foy Vance and Johnny McDaid and we’d just had dinner. We were outside having a smoke and Foy was playing this riff on the guitar that was quite different to the Tenerife riff but not too far away and we just started singing stuff over it, and it actually got quite emotional because it’s such a, drone, acoustic thing that on a very tranquil thing like a lake, the atmosphere it draws you in. That song didn’t take too long to do at all, we recorded it that night as well.
That song was basically about an experience I’d had at the Grammy Awards I’d gone there with my girlfriend at that time and we both didn’t really fit in at all, we were both from completely different worlds to what the Grammys were. And experiencing it and being at an after party and totally out of our depth and she has electric blue eyes like as blue as if you see the holiday brochures of the tenerife, as blue as that sea so that’s what the reference was initially. Yea, it was basically just me and her saying ‘do you want to go and get a burger and watch James bond on room service?’ so we left and did that and that’s pretty much what the song is about, quite a simple idea.”