I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit
i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-
"I am a very superstitious person. There are several rituals I have to go through on and off the pitch, but the best example is whenever we score a goal I have to touch my own crossbar."
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.
"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf
Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever.
Guys. Stop it. Stop. Stop. Guess they are really addicted to selfies now..
The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.
Fuck I wanna learn pole dancing.
WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’